Tumblr game: Everyone has a superpower!

zatanna:

absolutely-spiffing:

synthezoid:

telekinetics:

guminudli:

8bitslique:

Here are the rules:

1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki.

2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once.

3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy because you now have a goddamn superpower. Who wouldn’t want a superpower? No one, that’s who. Unless you’re a dude and you get Pregnancy, which admittedly kind of sucks as far as powers go. Sorry about that.

4 - Post the results. No cheating!

Self-Spawn
The power to transform others into genetic exact replicates of oneself, physically and persona. Also known as Conversion.

YOU’RE ALL FUCKED. YOU’RE ALL ME. Horrifying. :’D And then I’ll be a crowd, but all alone anyway. DDD:

I GOT FUCKING EQUINE MIMICRY

“Includes horse body, galloping and leaping skills, dangerous hooves, and extrasensory.”

I DON’T WANT THAT SHIT

THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT, MAN

mediumship

The psychic power in which one can perceive and communicate with spirits and those who are in the afterlife. Not to be confused withAstral Projection. Also known as Spiritual Affinity.

i mean it’s not very badass but i’ll take it

Psychic Persuasion: The user can compel people by speaking unresistable commands. The victims are unable to disobey; the seemingly cogent commandment is far too compelling.

oohooohooohooo

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ecological_Empathy

The power in which one’s emotions and nervous system are psychically sensitive to one’s surrounding ecosystem, and wildlife welfare. Also known as Environmental Awareness or Nature Sense.

well im boned

Simian Mimicry - The mutative power in which one takes on ape-like physiology and behavior

well duh i already knew that… but how in the heck is that special